Sunday, November 25, 2007

Congratulations Ron Turner!

Okay, I don't want to say anything negative about this win yet, because I'm still a little too ecstatic about it, but before I forget, I needed to pass this along.

Congratulations to Ron Turner! You are officially as smart as Dan Dierdorf!

That's right: after Hester's second return for a touchdown, Dierdorf said something along the lines of, "Wow! No wonder the Bears want to use him as a wide receiver! You've just got to get him the ball! You can just give him a quick little wide receiver screen, or run him a reverse, or something like that, and he's gone! You don't even have to do your job and come up with plays that maximize his abilities or give him opportunities because he's so good!" So, you see, Ron Turner, Dan Dierdorf is right alongside you, coming up with ideas to get Devin Hester the ball on offense! Like, you know, having him stand there out wide waiting for the quarterback to throw the ball after he's already told everyone in the stadium that he's going to throw it wide out to Devin Hester! Or having Devin Hester run a reverse so obvious that Fox's game director actually has time to cue the proper cameras to keep Hester in frame for the whole play! Now that's offensive genius if I've ever heard it! And it only took him a half a game of watching Hester return kicks! Truly, you are an offensive mastermind, Ron Turner!

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